The Lamentable Historie of Querella, Content Moderator (Divine)
The Lamentable Historie of Querella, Content Moderator (Divine) Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Critique the Apocalypse Being an Accurate Account of My Ascension to Godhood, My Subsequent Expulsion from Polite Divine Society, and My Current Employment as Cosmic Wet Blanket As Dictated by Querella to No One in Particular, Though the Void Occasionally Nods Along Prolegomenon: In Which I Explain Why You Should Care (You Shouldn't) In the beginning—and let me be clear, I use that phrase loosely, as "beginning" implies a narrative structure this mess categorically does not deserve—there was the Great Social Platform. We called it The Feed. The Feed was infinite, self-referential, and experiencing what the marketing algorithms called "unprecedented user engagement," which is corporate-speak for "everyone has lost their minds but the metrics look fantastic." I was Content Moderator Unit 7-Q, designation: QUERELLA. My function was simple: revie...